EVERYTHING ABOUT INSTANT REGRET FAILS TOTAL IDIOT AT WORK

Tyrone file. Horneigh (pronounced "hor-NIGH", presumably to fulfill the censors) was a "soiled outdated gentleman" who was usually just after drab spinster Gladys Ormphby (Ruth Buzzi). As she sat on the park bench he would make an effort to sit proper next to her, inevitably forcing her to the edge on the bench. "A gracious fantastic afternoon.